Sparky_monkay

Jul 29

robotsatthedisco:

puppytierjade:

robotsatthedisco:

you can never lose an argument if you say “shut up nerd” at the end

yes you can

shut up nerd

Jul 29
reneelouiseanderson:

view from my window, currently 

reneelouiseanderson:

view from my window, currently 

Jul 29

owlapin:

hay-needle:

Do you slip it on him tail first?

nah i just hold it open and he crawls in

Jul 29

helpwigi:

nightvalesponsors:

gingerbludger:

who-the-fuck-let-me-have-a-blog:

women who had period cramps before pain killers were invented were metal as fuck let’s give them a standing ovation

Standing ovulation

A round of menopause.

It was a difficult period of history for everyone

Jul 29

Playing games

Jul 29
Jul 29
queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

queentinabelcher:

Alcohol vs marijuana

Jul 27
Jul 27
Jul 27

couple-of-dumbasses:

leviisacutelittleshit:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

beggars-opera:

colourfulpantsandarainbowhat:

WHY DO PEOPLE CALL IT FUCK, MARRY, KILL WHEN THEY COULD CALL IT BED, WED, BEHEAD

easy there henry

whos henry what thef uck?

*faint laughter from Britian*

*history teachers crying*

Jul 27
vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

vvhaleshark:

he’s schwimming

Jul 27

assholedisney:

today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.

Jul 27

ellyosa:

thedistantgirl:

plagueutopia:

in-twilight-realms:

image

It’s back

I CANT STOP LAUGHING

this will always be my favorite

Jul 27

beartier:

lava really pisses me off cuz like

i know it could melt my face off but then i see a picture like this and

image

i want to dip my hands in it

Jul 27